Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)
hahahaha why aren’t you a hilarious person. Love ya…
NOT now FUCK OFF!!!
Koalas sound like demons from the depth of hell. Look at him being all cute. Look at him. But it’s all just a ploy to get you to let him into your garden so he can suck out your soul with the noises they make while YOU’RE TRYING TO SLEEP!
THIS ISN’T JUST A PHASE DUMBLEDORE
THIS IS WHO I TRULY AM.
SEVERUS SLAUGHTER




